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“Liberals” and “Conservatives” do not exist IRL
The people that use these terms are clueless about politics.
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A block of land should be a birthright
This is essential to enable freedom from wage slavery and to stop the birthrate collapse.
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Animals are extremely racist!
The true origin of racism and discrimination in humans.
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Better than democracy (multi-level delegated voting)
Democracy is shit. Everyone knows it now. A replacement is desperately needed.
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Beware of the death-drive
They desire their own death, and they want to drag you along as well.
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Carbon dioxide harms your brain, your body, and your performance
The toxicity of CO₂ is even worse than the global heating.
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Cats should be BANNED!
Throw your cat out the window for the sake of humanity!
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Fix the economy with a limit on the maximum wealth per person
Billionaires and land-barons are ruining your life. They need to be restrained.
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Generations are an invention of malicious apes
Spiteful prejudice and discrimination based on the year of your birth.
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Get used to drinking foul-tasting olive oil
It is your future. Drink it or die.
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Good guys & bad guys: Best buddies 4eva!
The good guys and the bad guys love each other.
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How & why people shit on themselves
The world's first civilized society requires that people stop shitting on themselves.
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How many elderly people did you kill during COVID-19?
One? Two? Wiped out the entire nursing home?
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How to break an addiction to cola drinks
Including Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, Pepsi, etc.
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How to fix democracy and stop the shitshow
Currently, democracy is a catastrophic failure. It can and must be fixed.
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How to get a job by pretending to be a sicko
The inside scoop. Healthy people need not apply.
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How to profit from cryptocurrency without getting scammed
Ideally, you'll be like Papa Joe who was paid $289 million for two pizzas.
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How to protect yourself from AI
Step 1: Stop calling it “AI”.
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Just pay the mafia
Don't be naive. You have no choice. You must pay the mafia.
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My overly excitable coworkers
Believe whatever you want to believe.
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Name the Evil Philosopher
Let's play a game.
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Nobody at the helm: The illusion of managerial control
Believe it or not, no particular person is at the helm. Nobody is in control.
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Scared of soybeans and low testosterone
Another example of the projection of low self-esteem.
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Tea is an excellent way of poisoning somebody
And it's completely legal!
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The lunacy of colonizing other planets
How to colonize space without the suicide missions and delusional stupidity.
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The skill of never saying anything stupid
A highly valuable skill that everybody can master.
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Why it's bad for you to say “I am a dentist”, etc.
A common trap that most people walk right into.
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