Why women prefer gangsters over nice guys
How to convince women to choose you instead.
One time, a guy overheard me talking about sex. He intruded into our conversation and said that I should be more giving in bed. I said, “Sure, no problem, I’ll give you a taste of my knuckle sandwich in bed.”
He got offended. I don’t know what his problem was. I make a great knuckle sandwich. Tastes like an extra rare steak with teeth in it.
Then I stood on the table and called out, “Who else wants a knuckle sandwich?”
Some nutcase looked at me, grinned, and answered, “I do.”
So, I said to my gangster ex-BF, “You’ve got a customer.”
My ex-BF stood up and the nutcase fled the scene.
Then my ex-BF and I sat back down, and he said to me, “There’s no need to pretend to speak like a lowlife when you’re around me. I don’t even speak like that myself. I never say, ‘You’ve got a customer’. I always say, ‘You have a customer’.”
So, I shook my fists at him and made my accent even worse. “You wanna taste of one of these bad boys? Pick one, left or right.”
And then he replied, “Take your jeans off. I wanna screw you on the table right here in front of everybody.”
I have this massive problem with him, because back when we were a couple, I gave him the key to my ride, and then later after we broke up, I never took the key back. 🤣
When he stood up and the nutcase fled the scene, his real intention was not to engage in physical violence, but rather to intimidate the nutcase. Seeing a man successfully handle a conflict with quiet intimidating strength can ignite feral sexual arousal in me. It contributes to the generation of magnetic animalistic attraction. It is a powerful capability that “nice guys” lack.
Anyways…
I do not see anything wrong with sleeping with a few gangsters occasionally. They are really useful. When someone disagrees with my opinions, normally I just let it slide, but occasionally it is so annoying that I simply must do something about it, so I dispatch one of my ex-BF gangsters to go and pay a visit to the offending user. These are the occasions that make me glad to have slept with a few gangsters.
Anyway, before we discuss “gangster versus nice guy”, I want you to think about another scenario:
Which of the following is the least repulsive?
You and your own daughter or son make a baby together.
You and your sibling make a baby together.
You get fucked by your own child.
You get fucked by your sibling.
You get fucked by a gangster with a fit body (consensually).
Most people answer as follows:
