Why women prefer gangsters over nice guys
How to convince women to choose you instead.
Recently a guy overheard me talking about sex. He intruded into our conversation and said that I should be more giving in bed. I said, “Sure, no problem, I’ll give you a taste of my knuckle sandwich in bed.”
He got offended. I don’t know what his problem was. I make a great knuckle sandwich. Tastes like an extra rare steak with teeth in it.
Then I stood on the table and called out, “Who else wants a knuckle sandwich?”
Some nutjob looked at me, grinned, and answered, “I do.”
So, I said to my gangster ex-BF, “You’ve got a customer.”
My ex-BF stood up and the nutjob fled the scene.
Then my ex-BF and I sat back down, and he said to me, “There’s no need to pretend to speak like a lowlife when you’re around me. I don’t even speak like that myself. I never say, ‘You’ve got a customer’. I always say, ‘You have a customer’.”
So, I shook my fists at him and made my accent even worse. “You wanna taste of one of these bad boys? Pick one, left or right.”
And then he replied, “Take your jeans off. I wanna screw you on the table right here in front of everybody.”
I have this massive problem with him, because back when we were a couple, I gave him the key to my ride, and then later after we broke up, I never took the key back.
Anyways…
I do not see anything wrong with sleeping with a few gangsters occasionally. They are really useful. When someone disagrees with my opinions, normally I just let it slide, but occasionally it is so annoying that I simply must do something about it, so I dispatch one of my ex-BF gangsters to go and pay a visit to the offending user. These are the occasions that make me glad to have slept with a few gangsters.
Anyway, before we discuss “gangster versus nice guy”, I want you to think about another scenario:
Which of the following is the least repulsive?
You and your own daughter or son make a baby together.
You and your sibling make a baby together.
You get fucked by your own child.
You get fucked by your sibling.
You get fucked by a gangster with a fit body (consensually).
Most people answer as follows:
The sex with the fit gangster is a better option than the incest options.
Unfortunately, sex with a sweet nice guy can feel disturbingly close to the idea of having sex with a family member. Thus a sweet nice guy can trigger incest-like repulsion/disgust in a woman. Obviously it is not the same as incest, but the familial feeling is close enough to be disturbing or repulsive or at least unsexy.
Surely you can understand now. You cannot blame me for preferring to get fucked by the fit gangster instead of a member of my own family. My brother could be a really great guy. He could be the greatest guy in the world. Nevertheless, I would feel disgusted if he fucked me. This is unavoidable.
In contrast, sex with the gangster could be enjoyable (or even very enjoyable if he is skillful), and I would not suffer any incest-like (familial) feelings with him. Of course, I would hate the fact that he is a gangster, but this is a separate issue. If I hate a man's “job”, this feels like a much smaller problem than incest.
If I had only two choices in life, a gangster or a sweet nice guy, then I would be stuck between a rock and a hard place. I would try to reject both of these men and find a different man, but this path does not succeed for all women, especially considering that a relationship only starts if both the man and the woman want it.
You have heard the claim that women prefer jerks and that “nice guys finish last”. It looks like women prefer jerks or even gangsters, because a gangster often has more sex appeal than a sweet nice guy. However, as soon as a better man arrives and shows interest in a woman, she usually abandons the gangster or jerk and upgrades to the better man (if possible, if he is available and he wants her).
Ordered from most to least sexy:
Rockstar
Gangster
Sweet nice guy
Most women prefer rockstars over gangsters. It is not necessary for you to be an actual rockstar. You can rock her world by being “her rockstar”.
Thus, the ranking is:
“My rockstar”
Actual rockstar
Gangster
Sweet nice guy
Sometimes you might see a very good-looking woman paired with a jerk, and you get annoyed at women, and you think:
“She is beautiful. She could have any man. Why does she choose to stay with that asshole?? Women only like jerks. Women are bad.”
However, you do not know her well (or at all). Sometimes beautiful women only have an attractive appearance and nothing else attractive. Some beautiful women have an obnoxious or exhausting or braindead personality. Some beautiful women end up being viewed by all of their boyfriends as:
“Good for a fuck but not marriage material.”
Sometimes a beautiful woman only stays with the jerk because she has failed to retain a better man. Therefore, instead of getting angry at her, you could consider pitying her for her failed life.