Do women become more or LESS lustful when they orgasm before the man's climax?

For over 20 years, a number of people have been spreading the belief that during sexual activity, a man should always ensure that the woman orgasms before he does. This is another great opportunity for me to identify a public misperception of an issue and smash it to bits.

Unfortunately, some women are unwitting BS artists when they tell men what kind of sex they want. Women as accurate and straightforward as me are rare. When I tell you what women want, I am much more accurate and reliable than most other women (and men as well). I am the accuracy princess! 🤩

You just can’t rely on things that people tell you. I see it happening all the time. For example, a woman says to her boyfriend:

“I want a snuggly bear to keep me warm in winter.”

So, he stops shaving his chest hair (and the rest of it), and he stops trimming his armpit hair, and what thanks does he receive in the end? She says that she wanted a bear and not a yeti.

But it is not only women spreading the belief that women must orgasm first. Men are also guilty of spreading it. Man or woman, I do not believe anything that anybody tells me anymore. I do not even believe my own man anymore. When he says, “I want to have sex”, I reply, “Prove it”.

Or at least, that is what he and I used to say. Because of me telling him to prove it, he has not said “I want to have sex” for a long time. Now he says, “I demand sex.”

And then I reply, “You can demand it all you like, but it’s not going to change the fact that --”

And then he interrupts me by ravishing me, because he knows that he is never going to get it any other way. I don’t think I’ve ever said yes to sex in my entire life. I certainly did not say yes when I lost my virginity. I said, “Proceed.”

Anyway, let’s not get sidetracked. Here is an example of the BS that both men and women spread about the order of orgasms:

“Stroke her tenderly to show her that you care about her. Enter her slowly to make sure it doesn’t hurt. Check in with her after a few minutes to see if she is still okay with everything. Most importantly, don’t ever climax before she does. Make it all about her. Remember, she comes first.”

I think I am going to be sick. 🤢 Major BS alert! Airplane with cargo bay full of BS coming in for a crash landing!

🛬💩💩💩🤮🤮🤮

“Stroke her tenderly” sounds like petting a dog. In fact, the entire paragraph sounds like a description of screwing the pooch. Disgusting, utterly disgusting.

In the real world, the following is more like what the man needs to do:

He should grab his woman lustfully and kiss her passionately and then wildly fuck her for his own selfish pleasure. He should not think about her pleasure or his love for her. He should satisfy his massive hot lust for her, and he should wildly and savagely work himself up to his climax without caring whether she orgasms or not.

He should be thinking only about his own orgasm, not hers. He should fuck her brains out. Fuck the crap out of her. Fuck her into next week! Rip a new hole in her and stick your dick in it!

Wait, WAIT! Cancel that last one. Repeal it. It is gross, and I really went too far with that one. I got carried away, because – you know – sex is exciting. The correct list of instructions should end with “Fuck her into next week”. No ripping of new holes, please.

When I walk around the house wearing nothing other than my panties and a man’s business shirt, do you think it means that I want a man to politely and respectfully give me an orgasm before getting his orgasm? Do not be naive!

When I wear only those two pieces of clothing, it means that I want the man to burn up with desire for me, and grab me, and impatiently yank my panties down, and shove his turbocharged jackhammer inside, and get the orgasm that he so desperately needs. He comes first. If he does a good job of coming first, then sometime after he finishes, I will want to ride him to get my own climax on top of him.

Here is a quotation from the book “The Science of Orgasm” (ISBN 978-0801884900):

“Other research found a curious correlation with this timing of orgasms: women’s desire to become pregnant could be predicted by the frequency of orgasm after the partner’s orgasm; frequency of orgasm before the partner’s orgasm was not a significant predictor of desire for pregnancy.”

Thus, a woman is significantly more likely to desire to be impregnated by a particular man when he comes first if she often orgasms after his ejaculation. Desiring to be impregnated by a particular man is a sign of strongly favoring and loving him.

In contrast, women exhibit no increase in desire for pregnancy when the woman orgasms first, even if she frequently has dozens of orgasms before the man’s ejaculation.

This explains why I am more likely to get knocked up by a lustful gangster than a so-called “nice guy” that always waits until I orgasm first. Obviously, a gangster is not my first choice of man, but a gangster is less bad than a “nice guy”.

The “vacuum cleaner vagina” theory

I need to clarify something here, otherwise some people will think that I support the “vacuum cleaner vagina” (A.K.A. “upsuck”) theory. According to this wild theory, a female orgasm causes the vagina to transform into a vacuum cleaner and vacuum up all the semen and suck it straight into the uterus.

Let me make it quite clear that although I do regularly fantasize about having a “vacuum cleaner vagina” (especially one powerful enough to suck the semen straight out of the guy’s penis even before he ejaculates), I do not actually believe that my vagina is a vacuum cleaner in reality. I am not insane.

Some people are insane. They do believe in the “vacuum cleaner vagina”. This theory has been floating around for at least three decades. It is a kind of “zombie theory”, because scientists keep killing it, but then other people resurrect it again and again.

Furthermore, sperm has a tail (flagellum) that can be clearly seen with a microscope. The tail is used to propel the sperm. Thus, sperm are motile and can swim by themselves. They do not need any suction to reach the ovum.

Nevertheless, people keep resurrecting this zombie suction theory. Somebody please kill this bastard zombie fucker once and for all. Do it like they don’t do in the movies. Movie characters are so stupid. They stab the zombie in the chest, and then they are shocked when it does not die. It should be blatantly obvious that they need to saw off the zombie’s head and feed it to starving wild pigs. Trust me, it works.

The effect of arousal and orgasm on the vagina and uterus

The following diagram shows a cross-section of a woman’s pelvic anatomy when in the normal unaroused state. The woman is lying face-up on a bed or other horizontal surface.

As you can see in the following diagram, when the woman is sexually aroused, the vaginal barrel expands in size, and the uterus and cervix are pulled up and away from the vagina. This is called “vaginal tenting”. The female body does this for an important reason.