The wet dream of feminism: One matriarchy to rule them all

The evil inherent in feminism and masculinism.

The wet dream of feminism: One matriarchy to rule them all

One time, I read the following message from a radical feminist:

“A guy asked me whether tampons take a woman’s virginity away and whether women feel pleasure when we use tampons. This is exactly why men should not be allowed to dictate what happens with women’s bodies. The patriarchy must be dismantled. Men must be stopped from controlling our bodies.”

So, what happened is that a teenage guy asked a dumb question about tampons, because he received only poor-quality sexual education at school, and then feminists were enraged by his dumb question. In other words, the feminists reacted like this:

“How dare a man ask us about tampons?! All men are evil oppressors, hellbent on suppressing us and dictating our lives! Dismantle the patriarchy! Dismantle heterosexual relationships! We must go on a sex strike! No more sex for men until they stop raping our minds and our bodies!”

Obviously, when a teenager or a young man is ignorant and asks one or two dumb questions, it does not mean that men are evil oppressors. Obviously, only a minority of men are misogynistic control-freaks. Unfortunately, radical feminists are like rabid dogs that foam and froth at the mouth whenever any man dares to speak in their presence.

Radical feminists do not want men and women to have equal rights, rather they want to transform human society into a matriarchy. They want to oppress men. If their wishes were magically granted, would human society be much better as a matriarchy?

Here is a good example of what happens when females are in charge of everything: Spotted hyenas (not to be confused with striped hyenas). Spotted hyena society is matriarchal. The females dominate the males aggressively. Even low-ranking females normally dominate over high-ranking males.

The female spotted hyena is considerably larger and heavier than the male. Furthermore, the males are incapable of raping the females because:

  1. The females are bigger.

  2. The females do not have an external vaginal opening.

Surprisingly, the female genitalia looks like a penis. If you look at a female spotted hyena, you would think that she is male. In fact, their genitalia is called a “pseudo-penis”. The complexity of mating a pseudo-penis with a real penis makes forced copulation physically impossible.

Male spotted hyenas show submissive behavior when approaching females in heat. Females normally choose to mate with passive males and not aggressive males.

Radical feminists blame “the patriarchy” for everything that fails in society. So, now we have the opportunity to see how “the matriarchy” would not make a better society.

❌ Spotted hyena cubs attack and murder each other

Supposedly a matriarchy makes everything good, but in reality spotted hyenas are violent and vicious. Shortly after birth, the cubs try to murder each other. Yes, you read this correctly. They try to murder their own brothers and sisters shortly after birth!

Approximately 25% of all hyenas are murdered by their brother or sister within their first month of life. Sisters view each other as rivals for dominance in their clan, and they want to eliminate all rivals, thus they seek to murder each other as soon as possible. The clan treats the surviving murderers as “winners” and not as criminals or outcasts. Spotted hyena society is extremely sick despite being matriarchal.

❌ The females engage in nepotism and not meritocracy

Spotted hyena society is highly competitive, hierarchical, and highly nepotistic. Spotted hyenas ignore merit and favor violence. The children of dominant females automatically outrank adult females. Cubs are given a rank directly below their mothers at birth – outright nepotism!

In the final stages of pregnancy, the matriarch provides her developing baby with higher androgen levels. This causes her children to be more violent, more aggressive, and more sexually active than the other hyenas. This leads to her children dominating other members of the clan and reproducing more. In other words, the matriarch is a cheater and a fraud.

When the matriarch dies, her youngest female cub will take over as matriarch. Yes, the youngest and least experienced cub becomes the new matriarch, not the wisest or most experienced or most competent member of the clan. Their matriarchal society is insane.

❌ Spotted hyenas are cowardly murderous bullies

When spotted hyenas hunt, they gang up on individuals. A group of hyenas selects one individual to attack and viciously murder. The gang chases after this one animal until he or she is exhausted and cannot run any further. Then the gang surrounds him/her and viciously murders him/her with evident enjoyment.

Furthermore, the gang frequently selects a child to chase and murder simply because children are easier to murder than adults. Alternatively, if all of the children have already been murdered in previous hunts, then the gang selects an old animal to murder.

This is not a good-natured and fair matriarchal society. It is brutal and vicious, and it rewards the most violent members of the clan.

❌ Spotted hyenas deceive and fight each other

Spotted hyenas use deception to gain unfair advantages over their fellow clan members and family members. For example, a hyena will sometimes produce fake alarm calls during feeding even though no enemies are present. This frightens off other hyenas and allows the cheater to eat more of the meat than the other hyenas.

High-ranking hyenas maintain their rank by engaging in violence and aggression directed against lower-ranking members of the clan.

The rank of cubs is heavily dependent on the presence of the mother. Low-ranking adults may attack higher-ranking cubs when the mother is absent.

❌ Clan wars

Spotted hyenas stake out a territory for their clan and then attack any members of other clans that dare to cross the borders. Hyenas chasing prey stop dead in their tracks as soon as their prey crosses the border into another clan's territory because they are usually too scared to enter the other clan's territory even though they are the same species.

The matriarchal society of spotted hyenas is anything other than friendly and co-operative.

❌ The females are unfaithful and disloyal sluts

The matriarch and other females are not at all loyal to the fathers of their children. The females switch to mating with a different male (usually a younger male) whenever they feel like it. Females favor younger males that were born a number of years after the female was born. Thus, all males born before a female are permanently unattractive in her mind, and she will never mate with them (unless she makes an exception).

When she does mate, no enduring pair bond is formed. The mothers give the fathers no opportunity to participate in the parenting. The females are basically sluts that use males as sources of sperm.

The mothers are so selfish that they do not even assist any other mothers. So, how great is the matriarchy?

❌ The females are sexist and want inequality

The females do not treat the males as equals. The females dominate the males. Even low-ranking females normally dominate over high-ranking males.

When approaching a dominant member of the clan, subordinate hyenas walk on the knees of their forelegs to demonstrate their submission. This is just like humans kneeling in supplication inside a temple or in front of a king. The subordinate hyena also licks around the asshole of the matriarch.

Honestly, the Matriarchy is even worse than living in the Matrix. Hook me up to the machines!

Patriarchal societies and matriarchal societies are both abusive. Both genders are very capable of terrible behavior and oppression. Many women already engage in violence in real life. Psychological violence is counted as a type of violence, and it can be even more devastating than physical violence in some cases.

🔦 Why I wrote this

I support reasonable feminism (equal rights) but not radical feminism. Extremism and fanaticism do not help women. Quite the opposite of help! Radical (extreme) forms of feminism hurt women and cause setbacks to women's rights and equality.

I believe that men and women should have equal rights and mutual respect, therefore I must reject feminism, because feminism often includes (or morphs into) the belief that the female gender is superior or worthier than the male gender.

Radical feminists constantly spew vitriolic comments about “the patriarchy” despite the fact that “the patriarchy” does not even exist in reality! We certainly do not live in a society where men have a great life and women suffer. The majority of men are also suffering from the so-called “patriarchy”, therefore it is not a patriarchy, rather it is corrupt capitalism and tribalism causing both men and women to suffer.

Radical feminists are often bitterly envious of heterosexual women that have successful relationships with men. Driven by envy, radical feminists sabotage other women by inventing a fake feud between men and women.

♀️ The different types of feminists

Some radical feminists are not even heterosexual women! Some are lesbian!! Angry bigoted lesbian feminists have no right to dictate the lives of heterosexual women. If a lesbian woman wants no relationships with any men, then she is free to do this in her own life. However, lesbian women have no right to disrupt or destroy the relationships between heterosexual people.

A large number of heterosexual women get tricked into supporting “feminists” that engage in covert or subtle sexual discrimination against the heterosexual orientation. At first glance, it looks like these feminists are constantly attacking the male gender, but if you look closely and carefully, you can see that some of them are covertly attacking heterosexuality rather than the male gender.

Several different types of feminists exist:

  1. Bigoted lesbian feminists that engage in discrimination against the heterosexual orientation.

  2. Feminists that are actually masochistic workaholics that dislike children and families and just want women to work, work, and work and sacrifice their lives for the benefit of a greedy employer or the upper class.

  3. Feminists that are actually misogynists in disguise, covertly sabotaging their own gender because of self-hate or other mental disorders.

  4. Feminists that are actually misandrists, constantly attacking the male gender, refusing to acknowledge the existence of any good men.

  5. Feminists that wish to be loved by a good man but failed to get a man, leaving them feeling bitterly envious of women that have successful relationships with men. “If I cannot have a good man, then nobody can.”

We must send a firm message to these terrible bigots:

“Stop trying to destroy all relationships between men and women! Crawl back to your miserable little hole of self-loathing and envy and leave men and women in peace!”

🚹 What about male feminists?

📝 Note to self: In social media, insta-block every man that says that he is a feminist. Do not block if he merely says that he supports feminism. Only block if he is a feminist (if his chosen identity is feminism).

Probability of having worthwhile discussions with male feminists: 0.000000%

📝 Second note to self: Also insta-block every woman that says she is a feminist. Also insta-block if she says she is a masculinist.

📝 Simplified note to self: Insta-block every person that is either a feminist or a masculinist.


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