How vibrators wreck your sex-life
Trust me, I'm a sexpert. No, wait, that sounds bad. Just try this and see for yourself.
One day, I decided to destroy my vibrators. I melted them to death in my oven. It was sad but satisfying at the same time. Since that day, I have never again purchased any vibrator, because my sex-life is better without them. There are several reasons why this is true.