How vibrators wreck your sex-life

Trust me, I'm a sexpert. No, wait, that sounds bad. Just try this and see for yourself.

One day, I decided to destroy my vibrators. I melted them to death in my oven. It was sad but satisfying at the same time. Since that day, I have never again purchased any vibrator, because my sex-life is better without them. There are several reasons why this is true.

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