Frequently Asked Questions

Do you use AI to write your articles?
No. Genuine artificial intelligence has not been invented yet. Statistical Machine Learning (ML) is often called “AI” for marketing/advertising reasons. I have no need to use “AI” (Machine Learning) to write for me, because I have my own very good writing skills. If I used AI/ML, it would actually take longer to finish writing my articles, because I would be forced to do a lot of editing and rewriting of the output from the AI/ML. I can actually save time by writing it directly by myself without AI/ML. Currently, the so-called “AI” technology does not truly understand anything, and that is why so many people talk about the generation of “AI slop”. High-quality articles are written by intelligent humans.
Where do you live?
I won't provide this much detail, because I must protect my privacy and safety. You know how it is – some people turn into stalkers, and some people engage in harassment, and some people are violent truth-haters or just nutjobs in general.
What is your nationality?
I have no nationality. It is very beneficial to view yourself as independent and stateless. As you know, governments are normally plagued by scandals, corruption, and incompetence. Thus every country is constantly making mistakes and blunders. If you believe that you have a nationality (for example, “I am Spanish”), then every time “your” country makes a mistake (every week of every year), you will subconsciously feel like you are making the mistakes. However, you are not a politician, and you do not work in the government, therefore the country's constant mistakes and failures are not yours. Patriotism is primitive tribal BS for chimps. I am not a chimp. I am a smart woman. Therefore I have no nationality. Nationalities and flags are for chimps.
What is your age?
None of your business! 😛 You can estimate my age from my pictures. That is good enough.
Will you at least say which generation you're in?
I don't even know which generation I supposedly belong to, and I don't want to know. I don't know what generation X, Y, Z, or Boomers or Doomers or Zoomers means, and I will not look it up, because these generation labels are all BS anyway. People are not born in generational waves separated by years with no births. People are born every year. Therefore generations do not exist in reality. These artificial generation labels are harmful because they promote prejudice, stereotyping, and division. People are already overflowing with hate for each other. Why make our situation even worse by dividing people into fake generation-tribes and encouraging them to hate each other?
What are your qualifications?
I have a double degree with very high grades from a respected university. I regret completing it. Even though I chose degrees that are valuable in theory, it turned out to be mostly a waste of time and money. I'm thinking of recording and uploading a video of me burning my graduation certificate.
What is your sexual orientation?
I am a heterosexual woman (and not transgender), and I like men a lot (some men). This information is relevant to some discussions. For example, feminists should disclose their sexual orientation, because it can affect their bias and possible conflicts of interest and their relationship with the male gender. For example, it would be highly inappropriate for a lesbian feminist to tell heterosexual women that they should live without men.
Are you really so pretty in real life?
Of course not! 😛 You are looking at the work of an expensive hairstylist and cosmetics – just like what actresses do. Photoshopping as well. Artificial enhancement. If you are interested in knowing the details, you can read my article “How to react to my photograph”. Nobody looks beautiful when they fall out of bed in the morning. Beauty requires work, skills, and artistry. I encourage everyone (both men and women) to have realistic expectations of beauty. This does not mean that all artificial enhancements should be banned in movies, photography, etc., rather it simply means that we should be aware of the fact that movies are for entertainment purposes and are not intended to be realistic depictions. Likewise, admiring somebody's carefully-produced aesthetic photograph is OK, but it is not the same as interacting with them in real life.
What are your measurements?
None of your business! 😛 However, I will reveal that my height is above-average for women.
Can I be your boyfriend?
Of course not.
But I meant, not right now of course, but maybe someday in future?
No, never.
Can I be your friend at least?
Of course not.
Can we meet up somewhere in real life for a coffee and a chat?
Of course not.
Can I have your telephone number?
Of course not.
But your above answers only apply to other guys (stupid guys) and not to me, right?
You've got it backwards. The above answers apply exclusively to you. Especially to you. You're #1 on my “Do Not Meet” list. You should think of me as a bot. I have no arms in real life, and my head is a pumpkin, and it's not even carved. I have no vagina. I just have like a rusty tin can down there. And it's not even real tin. It's imitation tin.
Are you a high-class escort?
Of course not! 🤣🤣🤣 Why on Earth would you think that? Because of one flirtatious joke? Some people have a very overactive imagination. 😆
Are you single?
I'm sure that you can guess the answer. What do you think? Do I look like I would be single? Of course I'm not single! 😛 And even if I was single, I would claim not to be single, because social media is unsuitable for dating purposes. One does not seek a mate at the zoo. One time, I had to explain to a guy that a social media app is not a dating app. He was not pleased at all. The truth is indeed rather devastating.
Are you religious?
I am not a child. I am an adult, and I am mentally mature. Therefore, I know that there are no monsters, devils, or spirits hiding under my bed or in my closet. I need not pray to any imaginary friends to get protection from these scary monsters under my bed. Furthermore, I am well-educated, therefore I know that the Sun is our star and not an ancient god, and I know that the sky (AKA “heaven”) is the product of Earth's atmosphere and distant stars, and I know that the few lights in the sky that move are the planets in our solar system, not angels in the heavens. I also know very well that when a volcano erupts, it is not caused by Satan having a bad day in hell. Magma does not come from hell. So, let's all grow up now and start behaving like adults. No more childish talk of “the Devil” and “God”.
Are you for or against abortion?
I am strongly opposed to rape and pedophilia. Furthermore, rape and pedophilia are illegal. I could never support rapists, pedophiles, and religious terrorists that try to force 14yo girls to become breeders for these rapists and pedophiles. Impregnating/breeding girls against their will is illegal and extremely immoral, and no good person ever supports such an atrocity.
Are you a liberal or a conservative?
Nobody is a “liberal” or a “conservative”. Those terms are prejudicial divisive nonsense with no genuine meaning/usage. In reality, every person is a mixture of various characteristics. It is quite common for a politician to do something that is described as “liberal”, and then a couple of weeks later, he/she does something that is described as “conservative”. Generally, a politician does whatever serves his/her own interests or whatever benefits himself/herself, regardless of whether it is “liberal”, “conservative”, “left”, or “right”.
Are you a leftie or a rightwinger?
Nobody is a “leftie” or a “rightwinger”. Those terms are prejudicial divisive nonsense with no genuine meaning/usage. In reality, every person is a mixture of various characteristics. Furthermore, politics is far more complex than a simple 1D linear spectrum running from “left” to “right”. In reality, politics is more like a grid or a 3D topology. Politics is complicated. I know that occasionally a journalist uses the terms “left” and “right”, but such a journalist is incompetent and lacks understanding of real-world politics. In some other cases, a journalist/reporter knows that “left” and “right” are nonsense, but he/she uses these terms anyway for manipulative political reasons or to deliberately sow division.
Are you a capitalist or a communist?
Neither. I am also not a socialist. The question is stupid, prejudicial, and divisive.
Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
Neither. That's an insulting and dehumanizing question – it reduces a person down to a monkey-pawn in a stupid political party/tribe. At this point in the history of mankind, if you are still arguing about “Democrats” and “Republicans”, then you are absolutely clueless about what is happening in the world.
Are you an anti-vaxxer or a vaxxer?
Neither. Anti-vaxxers are the fanatics that believe that 0% of vaccine products are good (regardless of manufacturer), whereas vaxxers are the fanatics that believe that 100% of vaccine products are all perfectly good and safe (even when an experimental mRNA gene therapy is falsely labelled as a “vaccine” for marketing/advertising reasons) and that 100% of pharmaceutical corporations can be simply and automatically trusted as if they are non-profit organizations that never have any financial motives. So, it should be obvious that both vaxxers and anti-vaxxers are intellectually disabled and incapable of voting competently in any elections. Anyone who is not as stupid as a pile of bricks knows that the quality and efficacy of a product depends on which company makes it. Anyone who says that all ovens are very good (or bad) regardless of manufacturer is obviously a complete and utter moron. Thus I am neither of a vaxxer or an anti-vaxxer.
Do you believe in climate change?
That is a strange question. It is like asking, “Do you believe in birds?” I can see birds using my own eyes. Likewise, I can see melting glaciers and other effects of global heating with my own eyes. Nowadays only crackpots with a death-wish continue to deny the extensive evidence of global heating.
Can I ask you a question?
Yes, you may, but only one question, and you already used it up.
Can I have one more question? Please please please?
No. Never. You can't ask another question for the rest of eternity.
Are you serious or just joking?
This website and the magazine “Tackle & Succeed” contain satire and black comedy, and the content is not intended to be taken seriously. It is provided only for the purpose of entertainment.

However, I was not joking about my answer to the question “Can I be your boyfriend?” – the answer is no, never. Not in a billion years. Not even in a fantasy-afterlife! Not even if I was a lifeless sex-doll!


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