Replacing your human girlfriend with an android or two

Seductive android girlfriends will be available to purchase within a few years. In the past, AI technology was inadequate to make a commercially-viable android girlfriend. Now it is sufficient.

In the very near future, every man will have to decide whether he wants his girlfriend to be an android or a human.

💖 Advantages of an android girlfriend 💖

1️⃣ Beautiful. Better looking than any human woman.

2️⃣ Better breasts and buttocks than a human woman. “Better” means whatever the buyer most desires (chosen at the time of purchase).

3️⃣ A sexier or better body than any human woman. Never underweight or overweight. Curvy or not curvy, whichever the buyer desires (the buyer chooses the body that he likes the most).

4️⃣ Never ages. Remains youthful forever. Does not reject any man because of any amount of age difference in either direction.

5️⃣ Never gets sick. Never dies of illness or old age. Immortal (worn out parts can be replaced). Never tired.

6️⃣ Compatible personality (can be changed to suit the owner). Shares the same interests as the owner. For example, if the owner loves watching hockey, the android can be programmed to likewise love watching hockey.

7️⃣ More fun than a human girlfriend in some ways (not all). An android can be programmed to be funny and/or entertaining if the owner wants this. Never in a bad mood. Never depressed. Never too tired to do something together.

8️⃣ No arguments, fights, disputes, or disagreements. The android can be programmed to never criticize the owner (if desired), and to adopt the same opinions as the owner, or to always let the owner win in the end.

9️⃣ Never ends the relationship. Never even thinks about switching to a more desirable man.

🔟 A complete-and-utter nymphomaniac. Better sex than with a human. Unlimited and customizable. For example, if the owner wants a three-hour blowjob, an android can do this. Always in the mood for sex. Happy to do anything kinky, perverse, or depraved (anything that the owner wants).

💩 Disadvantages of an android girlfriend 💩

1️⃣ She/it occasionally or regularly does or says something incredibly stupid, because the current “AI” technology is actually machine learning (ML), not genuine artificial intelligence. She/it has no genuine comprehension of anything, although she/it can often fake it convincingly. Spectacular fails occur occasionally.

2️⃣ If a guy leaves home and goes somewhere with his android girlfriend, people will notice that she/it is not a real human if they pay attention and observe carefully (if they look more closely than glancing at the android from a distance).

3️⃣ No possibility of starting a family by having children with an android, except if the man is satisfied with android children.

4️⃣ People might mock and lose respect for any guy that has an android girlfriend. They might say that he is “a loser that cannot get a real girlfriend”.

5️⃣ The man's social skills might worsen as a result of disuse (insufficient ongoing interaction with real live women), making it even more difficult for him to get a real girlfriend (if he wants one).